Jun
13
2011

D:

I love you guys SFM. <3 You are seriously the most amazing people I’ve ever met. Unfortunately, I don’t have time for this time right now with school, real life, and other obligations. So, it’s time for me to say ADIEU! rather than keep flaking every week. <3<3 ILU GUYS LOTS.

PM me if you want contact info or something and keep being amazing!! <3

-A!M

Jun
12
2011
Jun
12
2011

Asked by m-holmes-deactivated20140413:

Jimmy, Jim, Jimbo, James,
I'm afraid we are not treating you as much of a threat this time around. We shall not be playing your silly games. How disappointing for you.
MH


Jumbo Holmes,

Well, that’s unfortunate.

-M

Jun
12
2011

Reblogged from friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman :

anonymoriarty started following you

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

Evening! Nice to meet you.

Trust me, the pleasure’s all yours.

Ah, heh. Name’s Lamont. You’re… Jim, I presume?

Whatever gave it away.

Jun
12
2011

Reblogged from m-holmes-deactivated20140413 :

How accurate.

How accurate.

Jun
12
2011

Reblogged from friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman :

anonymoriarty started following you

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

Evening! Nice to meet you.

Trust me, the pleasure’s all yours.

Jun
12
2011

Asked by usedtobebez:

Do you have any ideas on how to get revenge on somebody who took the last chocolate-covered strawberry?

It was mine. I SAID it was mine. Though when I got home it was gone.

They will pay.


Might I suggest a karmatic death in which they’re buried alive under a mountain of them?

-M

Jun
12
2011

Asked by Anonymous:

http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

Why are you going around trolling American radio presenters? I know they're annoying, but really. Don't you have something better to do, like blowing up swimming pools or kidnapping people?

...And why do you want a Canadian? Sherlock's British, you know...


Don’t be silly. I fund them. Rush Limbaugh in particular is always good for a laugh.

Jun
12
2011

Asked by jinxromance:

Clever, clever you


Well, someone around here has to be.

-M

Jun
12
2011

Asked by ser-lugonbe:

Thanks for follow back Mr Moriarty :O Nice blog :)


Isn’t it?

-M

Jun
12
2011
Jun
12
2011

Asked by tardisgeek40-deactivated2012072:

Why do people keep calling you James!? For gods sake! It bugs me! May I kill all those who get your name wrong again?


I would be honored if you did.

Jun
12
2011

Asked by shiloh-holmes-deactivated201110:

#I'll pun the heart out of you

Hm. Will you now? *Raises a questioning eyebrow*


Yes, and you’ll find it terribly punny when I do.

Jun
12
2011

Asked by m-holmes-deactivated20140413:

Still playing silly games, James?
MH.


Still toeing the line between being obese and overweight?

Jun
12
2011

Asked by m-holmes-deactivated20140413:

How is your father, James?
MH.


Maybe you should ask James how his father is.

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